autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
winchestercodependency:

hoursago:

i love season one

this is the most accurate fanart in the history of accurate fanart

winchestercodependency:

hoursago:

i love season one

this is the most accurate fanart in the history of accurate fanart

"Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made."
— Tyler Kent White (via lawschoolsam)

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

wetheurban:

DESIGN: The Future of Makeup Has Arrived

Using incredibly precise light projectors, Nobumichi Asai has demonstrated how a person’s face can be digitally altered in real-time.

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nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

peppapigvevo:

coconuttygrey:

literaryreference:

equivocationandredherring:

His and Her Royal Highness

Is this real?  

No, it’s a mass hallucination on the part of American children of the ’90s.

(Or a 1995 made-for-TV version of Rogers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella, if you prefer.)

This was the best.

this is the only version of cinderella that matters


THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS

THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS